Eminem_beautiful and we made you

2 baì cực hay của Eminem:




Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has their private world
Where they can be alone

Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you

I'm just so *ing depressed
I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump

I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up
And in order for me to pick the mic back up

I don't know how or why or when
I ended up this position I'm in
I'm starting to feel dissin' again
So I decided just to pick this pen

Up and try to make an attempt to vent
But I just can't admit
Or come to grips with the fact that I may be done with rap
I need a new outlet

And I know some *'s so hard to swallow
But I can't just sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow but I know one fact
I'll be one tough act to follow

One tough act to follow
I'll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow
But you'd have to walk a thousand miles

Chorus:
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like

To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at * through each others' eyes

*Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get *ed, just stay true to you
So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get *ed, just stay true to you (*x2)

I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything's so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check
The temperature of the room

Just as soon as I walk in, it's like all eyes on me
And so I try to avoid any eye contact
'Cause if I do that then it opens the door
For conversation, like I want that

I'm not looking for extra attention
I just wanna be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom

I don't need no *ing man servant
Trying to follow me around and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of 'em ain't even funny like

Ha! Marshall you're so funny man
You should be a comedian, god damn!"
Unfortunately I am
I just hide behind the tears of a clown

So why don't you all sit down
Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't gotta trade our shoes
And you ain't gotta walk no thousand miles
(Chorus)

Nobody asked for life to deal us
With these bull * hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves
And flip 'em, don't expect no help

Now I could've either just sat on my ass
And pissed and moaned
Or take this situation in which I'm placed in
And get up and get my own

I was never the type of kid
To wait by the door and pack his bags
I sat on the porch and hoped and prayed
For a dad to show up who never did

I just wanted to fit in
Every single place, every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid
Even if it meant acting stupid

And Edna always told me
Keep making that face and it'll get stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standing there
Holding my tongue tryna talk like that

'Til I stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole

(Chorus)
"We made you":


Guess who..
You missed me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa... Who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?)
We're the ones who made you

(Clears throat)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man!
She stomped him, just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it then squish it, and pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
I know you want me girl, in fact, I see a grin
Now come in girl.

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa... Who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?)
We're the ones who made you

The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentlemen
Gimme my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say "hello to my little friend!"
Brit forget K-Fed, lets cut off the middle-men
Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay the middle attention
And little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give them an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa... Who can really blame you? (who can really blame you?)
We're the ones who made you

And that's why, my love, you'll never live without
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you

(Farts)
Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?
You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal but
Jessica Alba put her breast in my mouth bro
Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he bout' to flip, Jessica
Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your soul mate
Now break it down girl.

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